50 signs you're a certified blogaholic

Are you addicted to blogging? Are you a blogaholic?

blogaholic or n. 1) someone whose life subsists for their online blog and their "fan club" 2) also known as a "blahgaholic"

Do you consider yourself as a "potential blog-addict" or blogaholic?

You know you overblogged/ blog too much if…

1. You have to turn back on your way to the hospital because you forgot to “tell” your blog that you’re going to give birth. haha hell yeah! that's what I did!
2. You think your professional life is interfering with your blogging life and you sneak off during office hours to check your hit stats.
3. You update about your life more than you actually live it. For some reason you visit your blog 20 times a day...or maybe more?? hehe
4. You wifey/hubby learned more about you on your blog than she/he knew in the last 20 years.
5. Your friends and family don’t call anymore, they just check your blog.
6. You have daydreams about links exchange.
7. You eat blogging.
8. You sleep blogging.

9. You think Nike should make a shirt that says “just blog it”.
10. You would buy it if they did.
11. You’re considering naming your dog or your child Blog, Blawg or Bloggie. *hint hint*
12. You start conversations with the phrase “top 10 ways to…” because you think it will get you on the front page of Digg.
13. You’re listening to the travel news and get excited by the phrase “heavy traffic”.
14. You go about your daily life wondering what event will make a good blog topic. And yes, even at least once, during “intercourse”, you thought about a good blog topic.

15. You keep a blog ideas notepad or a little blogbook by your bed. And you go to bed early just so you can write in it.
16. You check your Adsense revenue or other paid blogging sites more than your bank account.
17. You’ve got more “blog friends” than “real life” friends.
18. You turn down invitations to go out because you haven’t yet written your post for the day.
19. You introduce yourself at parties as a “new media journalist”.
20. Your breakfast of choice is toast, cornflakes and Google reader.

21. You care more about what Technorati says about your authority than what your children do.
22. You’ve got “Custom CSS for Dummies” on your Christmas list.
23. You think the 3 Rs are Reading, Writing and RSS.
24. You can’t remember what you did last week without consulting your blog.
25. Your blogroll is longer that your cell’s phonebook.
26. You think “I wonder how this’ll look on Flickr?” when posing for photos.
27. When asked to feed the dog, you think “RSS or Atom?”
28. The only time your friends hear your voice is on your podcast.
29. You include ownership of your blog in your will.
30. You have more than 10 blog posts per week.

31. You go online and the first thing you check is whether someone left a comment on your blog or emailed you a feedback. Also, you leave comments on your own blog when you feel lonely. Worst case … you even start to argue. lol

32. You constantly check blog updates rather than watch the news update.
33. Under the hobbies section of an online dating profile you just put “Googling myself”.
34. Your licence plate matches your domain name.
35. Your lifetime goal is achieving a Page Rank of 10.
36. People in the street recognise you from your MyBlogLog photo.
37. You believe that you're having a blogarrhea. read: Bloggarrhea: A condition where a person posts rambling, long, or frequent entries in their blog.
38. You refuse to wear black hats or look at a black cat because you think it will affect your SEO or your pagerank.
39. You know what meme means and you never get tired of tagging.
40. You have more than three friends with numbers in their names.
41. You’ve ever used the term “blawg” in conversation.
42. Blogger.com is banned on your office network.
43. You try to offer links as a form of payment in restaurants.
44. You start getting withdrawal symptoms when you go a day without posting.
45. You met your girlfriend/boyfriend through a blog. haha Sweeet!
46. You get more “approve this comment” e-mail messages than spam.
47. People worry about you when you do not post for a day.
48. You think of starting BA (read: Blogger Anonymous) or a club/support group for newbie bloggers.
49. You make the wrong post to the wrong blog on the wrong day.
50. You finish reading this and go to make a post with your own additions… :-)
51. BONUS. You read every single word of this post.

So, I therefore conclude that...
Cheers! :)
I hope this one's blogworthy. hihi